D.E.T.T.F.A.A.N.B.


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One night, i became a passenger of a Night Bus. I saw a sportbike overtook this bus from leftside. Feel that bike’s way to overtook is risky, the bus driver warn them by ringing the horn three times.

Don’t know why, the biker and his friend look so angry.
To show their anger, they try hold the bus by braking the bike immediately.

Accept that provocation, the bus driver keep on push the gas pedal, but also ready to push brake.

Feel the dangerous condition, the motorbike rider then accelerating his speed. But still keep on showing their anger.

Hey, bike rider, do you think yo look so brave, very strong. No! you just a stupid man. Because a javanese idiom say : A Big Dog Win The Battle (Asu Gedhe Menang Kerahe). Night bus is a giant dog, bike just a pudel’s puppy. Remember, you just riding Megapro not HD or Fireblade or other Superbikes.

So, all biker : D.E.T.T.F.A.A.N.B (Don’t Ever Try To Fight Against A Night Bus!)

Or, else!

Location : Batang

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36 pemikiran pada “D.E.T.T.F.A.A.N.B.

  1. bus, big bad crazy dog. nang gonanku ugal-ugalan pak dhe, lampu abang ditrabas, enek wong mandek nang lampu abang dipisuh-pisuhi, jajal ngunu kuwi po ra jenenge asu gedhe gendheng

    MASKUR ® : yes that really crazy big dog, but on article above. the bus was have good attitude

    Suka

  2. Wah kang…jd keingetan jaman kuliah dulu, di jatim waktu armada bis AKAS masih primadona driver2nya uedan-uedan jangankan motor, becak ga mau minggir aja di pepet ama supir2 guendheng ini. Tapi kalo skarng dah ga terlalu sangar lagi mungkin drivernya dah pada tua :mrgreen:

    MASKUR ® : They worried to poeple revenge if they make a problem

    Suka

  3. paling ngeri di pantura bus luragung – inget mudik kemarin, tau2 mak mbedunduk dibelakang pas,

    MASKUR ® : hahha…but don’t worry Luragung will not following you again after Cirebon, cause they will turning right to Kuningan

    Suka

  4. bas, bis, bus, bes, bos! menawi maos pangandikanipun pakdhe, saestu menawi bus ndalu menika kados ingkang diaturaken “asu gedhe menang kerahe”!! kedahipun ingkang nitih kendaraan alit langkung lantip penggalihipun, amargi kados menopo kemawon mboten saget menang menawi mungsuh bis ageng menika. eman-eman nyawanipun piyambak. mekaten atur kula, menawi wonten lepat saestu nyuwun pangapunten, maturnuwun! 😉

    MASKUR ® : you mean be a smart bike?that’s right
    but it’s a good idea to make an article using krama alus language

    Suka

  5. jd keingetan waktu mau maen ke kuningan ada bis mepet2 coz emang jalannya sempit… ngerasa dipepet boncenger temenku yg emang rd sinting langsung nyaut ceplex(sendal jepit) trus intimidasi bis dgn ngacungin ceplex seolah pengen nabok bis pake ceplex… xixixi :mrgreen: diliat dr belakang terlihat bodoh… :mrgreen:

    MASKUR ® : wow, it’s similar with my story on article above…….

    Suka

  6. nek iku emang salahe sek numpak motor…tapi terkadang akeh juga bis sing ngrecoki pengendara motor.
    Bis paling “D-O-G-G-I-E” saat ini :
    Jarak jauh : Sumber Kencono…nyalip gak pake kira2, hampir setiap minggu ada saja yang bermasalah dgn kecelakaan.
    Jarak dekat (tempatku) : Suharno…lebih parah dari SK, bis elek nggo kebut2an…gak peduli rem dhol, lebih dari 3x sempat adu mulut dgn awak bus gara2 dipepet. Nek podho mandhege, “I’m not little puppy”…mending langsung takkaplok cangkeme…terutama sing tangannya suka nyuruh2 minggir kaya jalan punya emaknya (kenek) 👿

    MASKUR ® : yes right, they make astupid thing
    Sumber Kencono mean Source Of Gold, but i have a good thing about Sumber Kencono….i’l write down next time
    Suharno, i don’t know, but how about Langsung Jaya?
    Economic Class Bus usually arrogant to smaal vehicle, they try to swipe all others in front of them

    Suka

  7. by the way, last few months, i’d like to go home by bus, i do not know why? but just feel not tired as if we ride by motorbike. in the case bus vs bikers i think it is commonly happened, but the important things is always keep safety riding bro, 🙂

    MASKUR ® : Fortunately, the Bus that have route through Magelang is quite respectful hehehehehe

    Suka

  8. pengalaman naik bis solo-denpasar, ACnya nggak dingin, jalannya ajrut-ajrutan, plus yang duduk disamping muntah warna coklat kehijauan… 😆

    Suka

  9. @^ coklat semu kehijauan..= habis minum jus aplokat kui.. :mrgreen:

    mo protes…!! bis jurusan semarang -jogja yang ekonomi kok parah2 semua.. ga ada AC ekonomi..??

    MASKUR ® : hahahaha…it;s to contradictive with the bus that through Jogja-Purworejo-Kebumen-Purwokerto have so many choice, Economic, Economic with AC 2-3 Seat, Economic with AC 2-2, Bussines and Executive Class.

    Suka

  10. from this case,it proof that the semprul bikers is not only the duck bikers..so,for the men bike enthusiast,give me a guarantee from you all that your drive license isn’t a shooting drive license…

    Mr.big,ukara2 kulo niki grammare leres mboten?

    MASKUR ® : You right, still remember Benny The Bear with his blog and comments, hahahahahahaha…..
    But, don’t think your grammar is right or wrong, it’s just kidding 😆
    shooting drive license???????????????? wkwkwkwkwkwwkwkwkwkwkwk 🙄 😀

    Suka

  11. dereng nate mas propus.rumiyin pas damel sim namung ditawani:pak,anda telah gagal tes.untuk mengulang silakan datang lagi,atau bisa kami bantu.kalau mau dibantu silahkan masuk ke ruangan sebelah…

    Nggih nyuwun ngapunten,kulo mendhet opsi terakhir.la wong sing test mboten wonten sing lulus sedoyo ngoten.otomatis nggih nurut kemawon..tambahan maleh,damele namung ten pt,mbok menowo mboten kathah wekdal kagem bolak-balik dados dolananipun para piyantun mriku..

    Suka

    • @Propus
      Hahahahah, you must remember this
      anonther glossary you find in this blog : side-oil
      @Lingga
      How about Satria 120R, it’s have more more than Megapro

      Suka

  12. hahahahha….pdhal kapasitas mesin cuma 150 cc 4-tak, teknologi lama lagi…..ck…ck…ck…nek nyekel Ducati malah iso2 sing di jak gas2an mobil panser….hahahahahhahahaha…opo mobil R1 :mrgreen:

    Suka

  13. wis biasa Mas…nek menyang Jombang ketemu Sumber Kencono wis langsung gas puoooolllll…..hbs kl dbuat slow garai ngantuk

    Suka

  14. Think twice (or more) if you (as biker) want to overtook a bus (day time or even more in night time)..

    never give a chance to waste your one-and-only life you have by doing the wrong step..

    *itu udah nyalip dari kiri, pake acara ngamuk-2 lagi..
    tabrak sisan wae ben iso nggo pelajaran wong liyane..

    Suka

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